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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:18
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
No go.
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Still no good.
What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
No way
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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